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Apparently, The Obamas Chose New York City Because They've Gotten So Used To People Trying To Break Into Their House.

Today, President Obama Finally Met With Bp's Ceo, Tony Hayward, But The Meeting Was Only Scheduled 20 Minutes. Call Me Crazy, But I Think It Should Take More Time To Discuss An Oil Spill Than It Does To Get Your Oil Checked.

Most Kids Come Home From School. They Don't Go To Their Tvs First. They Go To The Internet. They Check Their Emails, Or Some Blogs, Or Some Sites. Then They Go Watch Tv. Other People Are At Work All Day 9-5 In Front Of A Computer. They See Certain Clips. We're Not Going To Hide The Fact That People Use The Internet. We're Going To Try To Be As Interactive As Possible With Our Fans. I'm Currently On Twitter And Facebook And Flicker And Dig. I'm On All That Stuff.

Hillary Clinton Said That Libyan Leader Moammar Gadhafi Is Engaged In 'theater.' Which Explains The New Strategy To Defeat Him: Casting Him As The Lead In 'spider-man: The Musical.'

Ted Cruz Raised Over A Million Dollars After Announcing That He's Running For President. Which Is Why Today Radioshack Announced That It Is Also Running For President.