In Love, We Are Best Pleased When

Many Frequently Change Their Principles, But Seldom Their Practices.

I Sort Of Have Open Invitations From A Lot Of People To Do Tv. But It's Very Hard For Me To Do Roles In Sitcoms And Movies Because I'm Not A Great Actor, So If The Material Isn't Good, I'm In Torment While I Do It.

Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied By Conceit.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.