I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity

The Geiger-counter Of Olympomania Is Going To Go Zoink Off The Scale.

Life Isn't Like Coursework, Baby. It's One Damn Essay Crisis After Another.

My Ideal World Is, We're There, We're In The Eu, Trying To Make It Better.

London Is A Fantastic Creator Of Jobs - But Many Of These Jobs Are Going To People Who Don't Originate In This Country.

Ping-pong Was Invented On The Dining Tables Of England In The 19th Century, And It Was Called Wiff-waff! And There, I Think, You Have The Difference Between Us And The Rest Of The World. Other Nations, The French, Looked At A Dining Table And Saw An Opportunity To Have Dinner; We Looked At It An Saw An Opportunity To Play Wiff-waff.