My Ideal World Is, We're There, We're

I Think It Is Going To Be Wonderful. I Went To The Paralympics In Beijing And Have Seen How Brilliant The Sport Is At First Hand. People Are Going To Love It. It Is Going To Change People's Attitudes To Paralympians And It Is Going To Be A Great Show.

We Should Celebrate Immigrants And Everything They Do For Our Country.

David Lloyd George Had Been To Germany, And Been So Dazzled By The Führer That He Compared Him To George Washington. Hitler Was A 'born Leader', Declared The Befuddled Former British Prime Minister. He Wished That Britain Had 'a Man Of His Supreme Quality At The Head Of Affairs In Our Country Today'. This From The Hero Of The First World War! The Man Who Had Led Britain To Victory Over The Kaiser!

Some People Play The Piano, Some Do Sudoku, Some Watch Television, Some People Go Out To Dinner Parties. I Write Books.

I Think It'd Be Disgraceful If A Chap Wasn't Allowed To Have A Bit Of Fun In Las Vegas. The Real Scandal Would Be If You Went To Vegas And You Didn't Misbehave In Some Trivial Way.