I Know The Bible Isn't Real Because

If John Mccain Were Really A War Hero He Would've Won Vietnam.

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

If Global Warming Is Such A Bad Thing, Then Why Is It Taking Out All Of Mankind's Competitors? It Just Seems To Me That The Less Species Are Out There, Killing All Our Caribou, The Better.

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.

Best Movie Ever?! Come On, My Appearance On Arrested Development Had More Dynamics, Realism And Feel To It Than The Whole Trilogy Combined.