Best Movie Ever?! Come On, My Appearance

Im Just Not Really Attracted To Black Chicks.

If I Wasn't An Actor? Hmm, I'd Probably Be A Serial Killer. I'm Just So Damn Likeable, No One Would Ever Suspect Me.

When I Was Told They Wanted The Show To Be About Doctors, I Was A Bit Reluctant To Sign On, You Know? I Thought, Why Have A Show About Doctors When We Could Have A Show About The Real Heroes, You Know, Like Me?

Gay Men In L.a. Are All A Bunch Of Tens Looking For An Eleven.

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.