I Just Love Movies, So Suddenly, You’re

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

I Try Never To Worry In General. Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.