I Really Would Love To Play A

I Say What Other People Won't.

I Sympathize Far More With Heavier People Than I Ever Will With Thin. I'll Never Be Thin. Let's Be Honest.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

There's Something To Be Said For Failing. It's Not The Failure You Feel, It's The Failure That People Project When Something Disappoints. You're Back To Ground Zero, Where There's No Expectations, And That's Where I Like To Be.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.