I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off

Every Show Is Your Last Show. That's My Philosophy.

Minnesota Is A State Of Public-spirited And Polite People, Where You Can Get A Good Cappucino And Eat Thai Food And Find Any Book You Want And Yet Live On A Quiet Tree-lined Street With A Backyard And Send Your Kids To Public School. When A State This Good Hits The Jackpot, It Can Only Be An Inspiration To Everybody.

Librarians, Dusty, Possess A Vast Store Of Politeness. These Are People Who Get Asked Regularly The Dumbest Questions On God's Green Earth. These People Tolerate Every Kind Of Crank And Eccentric And Mouth Breather There Is.

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

I Usually Don't Work With Other People; I Do The Whole Show Myself.