I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off

To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form Of Martial Art.

As A Former English Major, I Am A Sitting Duck For Gift Books, And In The Past Few Years I've Gotten Dickens, Thackeray, Smollet, Richardson, Emerson, Keats, Boswell And The Brontes, All Of Them Great, None Of Them Ever Read By Me, All Of Them Now On A Shelf, Looking At Me And Making Me Feel Guilty.

A Romp In The Hay Lingers Like The First Line Of A Song, But Your True Love Is The One You Make A Life With And Write More Than A Line About, You Write A Whole Book.

Give Guilt - The Gift That Lasts Forever.

Wal-mart Is Going In And Slaughtering [small Towns] Just As We Once Killed The Buffalo.