I Haven't Had That Many Women -

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.