Background Image
I Have No Truck With Lettuce, Cabbage, And Similar Chlorophyll. Any Dietitian Will Tell You That A Running Foot Of Apple Strudel Contains Four Times The Vitamins Of A Bushel Of Beans.
-S. J. Perelman
Please Wait....
Translating....

I Have No Truck With Lettuce, Cabbage,

S. J. Perelman
I Have No Truck With Lettuce, Cabbage, And Similar Chlorophyll. Any Dietitian Will Tell You That A Running Foot Of Apple Strudel Contains Four Times The Vitamins Of A Bushel Of Beans.
Views: 1
Topic
Running
Food
Apples
More From S. J. Perelman
Fate Was Dealing From The Bottom Of The Deck.
Fate
Deck
Bottom
Santa Barbara People Are Conservative-not Like In L.a., Where Everybody Wears Rhinestones On Their Glasses To Show That They Own An Airplane Factory.
Airplane
Glasses
Santa Barbara
We Old Roosters Must Be Cautious. Don't Try To Outwit Your Arteries.
Funny
Humorous
Age
Freedley: Will I Feel Better After I Take It? Dr. Fitch (coldly): I, Am A Physician, Freedley, Not An Astrologer. If You Want A Horoscope, There's A Gypsy Tearoom Over On Lexington Avenue.
Funny
Humor
Feel Better
There Is Such A Thing As Too Much Couth.
Civilization
Too Much
Gentility
Trending Author
Richard Rogers
David Blaine
William Morris Hunt
Harold Evans
Lorna Luft
Sigmund Freud
Quotes by Topics
Action Attention Believe Blessing Desire Dream Ends Fear Fun God Grief Hard Work Hate Life Leave Me Alone Men Mind Moving Opportunity Philosophy Positive Religious Strong Thinking Want
Category