I Have No Place In My Life

Getting Angry Over Something That Won't Change Is Like Seeing What Happens If You Hit Your Hand With A Hammer Over And Over Again, And Being Surprised Each Time When It Hurts. So You Might As Well Stop Doing It.

Of Three Things Be Wary- Of A Feather On A Cat, The Shepherd Eating Mutton, And A Guardsman That Is Fat.

Although You Feel Relief Now, This Is Likely To Be The Source Of Many Sleepless Nights For You. You Will Lie Awake, Look Upon Your Heart, And Find It Unlovely. You Will Be Certain That (...) You Are The Greatest Of Monsters. This Is A Good Thing; Although You May Forgive Yourself, You Must Never Come To Think That Your Actions Were In Any Way Justifiable. But- (...) Being A Sane, Honorable Human Being Is Not Always Comfortable.

In A Dog's World, Only Three States Existed: "now," "in A While," And "forever." If Someone Left, He Was Gone "forever," And When He Returned They Rejoiced As Much As If He Were Back From The Dead Precisely Because He'd Been Gone "forever.

Truth And Trust Are The Means By Which Civilization Holds Off Barbarism.