To Treat A Person Like A Carpet,

... Everything Written Is At Least In Part Fantasy. Except Maybe The National Budget. That's Horror.

Certainly No One Has Ever Died Of An Unrequited Passion—it's Usually The Ones That Are Requited That Get People In Trouble.

Better Watch Out Said A Second Voice From Somewhere Under The Beetle. Don't Park Those Two Kraut Cars Too Close Together; It's Springtime, And They Might Decide To Mate. Then Charlie'll Be Stuck With A Garage Full Of Little Orange Safety Cones

... Sometimes Good People [are] Helpless... Terrible Things Happen... To Good People... There [are] Sad Endings As Well As Happy Ones.

One Day,' Orest Said, Looking At Him Comically, 'you Will Say Something That Is Less Than Practical And Sensible, Something That Is Driven By No Forethought And Nothing But Passion, And I Will Probably Collapse With Shock.