I Have Never Even Had A Sip

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.

You Have To Have A Strong Sense Of Humor To Date Me, And Also Know That You're Probably Going To Be A Part Of The Routine Quite A Bit.