I Have Never Even Had A Sip

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.

Comedy Is Immediate. Comedy Is A Solo Mission. You're All By Yourself, Up There. And When You're In A Film, On A Set, It's A Collaborative Effort. It's About Me Being A Tool For Somebody Else To Create A Story And A Character From Nothing, From Their Imagination.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.