I Have Always Felt Cookbooks Were Fiction

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.

Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take Them For Granted. Every Evening They Disappear. Most Parents Never Imagine How Hard They Try To Please Us, And How Miserable They Feel When They Think They Have Failed.

I Became Hysterical And Frightened And Begged For Sedation. And That Was Just The First Prenatal Visit.

Mothers Are Not The Nameless, Faceless Stereotypes Who Appear Once A Year On A Greeting Card With Their Virtues Set To Prose, But Women Who Have Been Dealt A Hand For Life And Play Each Card One At A Time The Best Way They Know How. No Mother Is All Good Or All Bad, All Laughing Or All Serious, All Loving Or All Angry. Ambivalence Rushes Through Their Veins.