I Became Hysterical And Frightened And Begged

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood. No One Has Ever Gotten A Religious Experience Out Of Removing Burned-on Cheese From The Grill Of The Toaster Oven.

Hello There. I'm Out Social Climbing, But If You Leave Your Name And Number And If You're Anybody, I'll Get Back To You.