I Have Always Defined Political Correctness As

Again, (america Is) A Stupid Country With Stupid People Who Don't Pay Attention.

This Party Is Just Full Of Children, And Someone Needs To Leave Them In A Hot Car.

Face The Fact That There's Only One Sure-fire Way To Erase Credit Card Debt. By Picking Up A Big, Shiny Pair Of Scissors And Cutting Your Wife In Half.

Clint Eastwood's Speech Was Kind Of A Metaphor For The Entire Republican Party: A Confused Old Person Yelling At Something That Doesn't Exist.

I'm A Pessimist By Nature. A Pot Head, But A Pessimist.