I Have A Time Machine At Home.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

'sort Of' Is Such A Harmless Thing To Say... Sort Of. It's Just A Filler. Sort Of... It Doesn't Really Mean Anything. But After Certain Things, Sort Of Means Everything. Like... After "i Love You"... Or "you're Going To Live."

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.