I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

People In New York Love Having Roof Parties.

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.