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Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.