Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?