I Have A Hard Time With Free

I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

I've Spent More On My Dodger Tickets That I Did On My Car.

I Was In A Relationship With A Girl I Loved For Three Years. Where Do You Go After Three Years? Then You've Got To Start Thinking About Other Things, And I'm Too Young To Think About Those Things.

If People Perceive You As A Good Actor Then They'll Wish For You To Be A Good Actor And They'll Root For You When They Watch You, But If You Come Out And You're Going To Clubs Every Night People Don't Root For You Anymore.

When A Gust Of Wind Hits A Broken Bone, You Feel It.