I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated,

I Still Get Very Scared When I Step In Front Of A Live Audience.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

I'm Sure Everyone's Got Their Back Story. I Don't Come From A Place Of Where I Was Tortured And Needed To Let Something Out. I Came From A Very Happy Home. I Was A Little Out Of Control At Times. But My Family... We All Liked To Be Funny, We All Liked To Make Each Other Laugh.

I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.