I Had A Really Good Childhood Up

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I Don't Blame The Average Seventeen-year-old Punk-rock Kid For Calling Me A Sellout. I Understand That. And Maybe When They Grow Up A Little Bit, They'll Realize There's More Things To Life Than Living Out Your Rock & Roll Identity So Righteously.

All I Want...is Mac And Cheese

I'm Not Like Them, But I Can Pretend.

We Were Just Amazed We Were Putting Out A Record. We Were, And Are, Still Learning. But We've Never Cared Much For Professionalism As Long As The Energy Was There. Like Our Live Shows: We're Out Of Tune And Use A Lot Of Feedback. That's Not On Purpose Or Because We Don't Care, We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded And We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough.