I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I

I Bought A Gun And Chose Drugs Instead.

No Matter What You Do Or Say, There's Nothing That You Can Do To Make People Understand You.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

With The Lights Out, It's Less Dangerous. Here We Are Now, Entertain Us. I Feel Stupid, And Contagious. Here We Are Now. Entertain Us.

If You Read, You'll Judge.