I Guess 14% Plus Jesus Equals Victory

Last Night Was Super Tuesday - A 10-state Gop Primary Orgy. A Big, Sweaty Pile Of Lever-yankin Republican Voters. And Like Most Orgies, It Involves A Bunch Of Middle Aged Guys Who Are Not Appealing To Women.

There Once Was A Man Name Barack, Whose Re-election Came As A Shock. He Raised The Taxes I Pay, And Then Turned Marriage Gay. And Now He's Coming After Your Glock.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, If You Shoot That Pen Out Of A Gun

If You Use Big Words, No One Will Know You Aren't Doing Jack Squat.

Liberals Want To Burn The Flag, But Progressives Just Want To Microwave It?