I Get To Be The First Doctor

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

Learn To Trust Yourself. That's Very Vital. ... Just Stand With Yourself. Remember, In His Lifetime, Van Gogh Sold Only Two Paintings. I Personally Sold Even Fewer.