I Feel... Sexier, I Think, With Short

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

The Bust Of Colonel Sanders Stands As A Monument To Cruelty And Has No Place In The Kentucky State Capitol.

My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just Tagging Along.

You Don't Want To Have To Be The Man And The Woman In The Relationship. I Always Say You Want A Man Who Can Fix The Toilet.

You Know, Once You Give Birth, Once You Have Kids, You Realize What's Important In Life, And You Realize It's Really Not Difficult To Be A Good Person. And So When People Aren't Good Around Me, I Tend To Move Away From That. There Are So Many Good People In The World, And You Want To Surround Your Children With That.