My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I'm Much More Than A Pair Of Breasts...i Represent Success, Hard Work, And Fun.

I Have My Hands Full With My Kids And So Romance Is Not High On My List Of Priorities.

I'd Rather Bare Skin Than Wear Skin.

I Do A Lot For Peta. I Do A Lot Of Things I Think Are Really Important, I Volunteer At School And I'm Still Amazed I Can Pay My Bills Because I Feel Like I Don't Work That Much, I Really Don't.