I Fart In Your General Direction.

One Thing For Sure - A Sheep Is Not A Creature Of The Air.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

You Know, There Are Many People In The Country Today Who, Through No Fault Of Their Own, Are Sane. Some Of Them Were Born Sane. Some Of Them Became Sane Later In Their Lives.

Mcgough: I'm Sorry. I'm Afraid I've Caught Poetry. Mr Bones: Oh Really? Well, Don't Worry, Sir - I Used To Suffer From Short Stories. Mcgough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, Once Upon A Time...