I Drink Too Much. The Last Time

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.