I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

There's Been A Lot Of Guys That Come Out Of Texas Who Have Made It Really Big. So It's Not A Geographic Thing, It's A How Hard Are You Willing To Work For It.

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

I Have Always Been Told That I Was A Funny, Entertaining Person And Have Always Been Told To Give Comedy A Try.

People Think If You Have Money, It'll Fix The Problems, But It Creates Different Ones.