I Don't Want To Join The Kind

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.