I Don't Want To Find The Secret.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.

I Kind Of Do It In My Head, Then I'll Try Pieces Of It On Stage And If It Looks Promising, I'll Put It Together.

I Don't Like Country Music, But I Don't Mean To Denigrate Those Who Do. And For The People Who Like Country Music, Denigrate Means 'put Down'.

All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists. Our Job Is To Make Fun Of The Existing World.