I Don't Want To Do An Edgy

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.