I Don't Want To Be A Director.

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

Money Can't Buy Poverty.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

Sex Is Two Plus Two Making Five, Rather Than Four. Sex Is The X Ingredient That You Can't Define, And It's That X Ingredient Between Two People That Make Both A Man And A Woman Good In Bed. It's All Relative. There Are No Rules.