I Don't Smile As Much As I

My, G**, He Was As Strong As A Team Of Oxen. That Would Be Strong Right?

Dead Max Was The Biggest Oxymoron In History.

Louisiana, The State Road Maintenance Forgot.

I Whirled Around And Saw No One. No Psychotic Mad Scientists, Anyway. "jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It Was Was Fang, And He Was Giggling Hysterically. For Those Of You Just Joining Us, Fang Doesn't Giggle. Especially Hysterically. So For A Second, This Seemed Like One Of The Weirder Dreams Of Recent Days.

What Happened To Your Tan?"--fang "it Was Dirt." --max