What Happened To Your Tan?"--fang "it Was

The Funny Thing About Facing Imminent Death Is That It Really Snaps Everything Else Into Perspective.

...drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span.

For A Long Time It Had Seemed To Me That Life Was About To Begin -- Real Life. But There Was Always Some Obstacle In The Way, Something To Be Gotten Through First, Some Unfinished Business, Time Still To Be Served, A Debt To Be Paid. Then Life Would Begin. At Last It Dawned On Me That These Obstacles Were My Life.

Here's A Freebie: Don't Play Poker With A Kid Who Can Read Minds.

The Hardest Part About Parenting Is When I Have To Be The Dad--aka The Fun-sucker--as Opposed To Being A Friend.