I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.