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I Don't Know If I Went To The Gym, [but] Woody [harrelson] Was 24, And At That Point I Was Like 37, Which Is When You Realize You're No Longer 24. So In Walked Woody, Who Was Instantly Great, But Offstage, It Was [all] Testosterone. We'll Arm-wrestle. I Still Have, Like, Tendinitis In My Elbow. Woody Cleaned Everybody's Clock In Everything. Then We Got Less Physical And Went To Chess, And He Whipped Our Asses With Chess.
-Ted Danson
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I Don't Know If I Went To

Ted Danson
I Don't Know If I Went To The Gym, [but] Woody [harrelson] Was 24, And At That Point I Was Like 37, Which Is When You Realize You're No Longer 24. So In Walked Woody, Who Was Instantly Great, But Offstage, It Was [all] Testosterone. We'll Arm-wrestle. I Still Have, Like, Tendinitis In My Elbow. Woody Cleaned Everybody's Clock In Everything. Then We Got Less Physical And Went To Chess, And He Whipped Our Asses With Chess.
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