I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

When You're Black, You Have To Deal With So Much Crap In Your Life From Other Black People. It's A Dirty, Dark Secret; I'm Glad It's Coming Out.

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

You Got To Believe In Yourself. Hell, I Believe I'm The Best-looking Guy In The World And I Might Be Right.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?