I Don't Inhale Because It Gives You

I Learned A Few Things On My Own Since, And Modified Some Of The Things He Taught Me, But Everything, Unequivocally, That I Learned About Comedy Writing I Learned From Danny Simon.

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.

The Most Important Words In The English Language Are Not 'i Love You' But 'it's Benign.'

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.

There's No Correlation Between What The Public Likes And What I'm After. I'm In A Different World.