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I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.
-Charlie Sheen
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I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits
Charlie Sheen
I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.
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