I Don't Even Know My Own Phone

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

Life Sucks, But In A Beautiful Kind Of Way.

I Personally Don't Do Any Hard Drugs, Because They Get In The Way Of Me Getting To My Base Issues, And I'd Rather Get Rid Of The Excess Baggage Than Find A Way To Shove It Deeper In The Closet.

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Or Lying Dogs Sleep Or Whatever. Time To Move On. People Get Divorced. Life Doesn't Owe You Your Own Personal Happy Ending Especially At Another's, Or In This Case Several Others', Expense.

It's Really Hard To Maintain A One-on-one Relationship If The Other Person Is Not Going To Allow Me To Be With Other People.