It's Really Hard To Maintain A One-on-one

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

Life Sucks, But In A Beautiful Kind Of Way.

We Have A Saying In Guns N Roses: When Somebodys Gonna Get Yelled At, Theyre Gonna Get The Corn.

I Discovered I Scream The Same Way Whether I'm About To Be Devoured By A Great White Shark Or If A Piece Of Seaweed Touches My Foot.

Regarding Social Media, I Really Dont Understand What Appears To Be The General Populations Lack Of Concern Over Privacy Issues In Publicizing Their Entire Lives On The Internet For Others To See To Such An Extent... But Hey Its Them, Not Me, So Whatever.