I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can Or Can't Do, Except They Can.

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

25, 30 Years Ago, That Meant Something, They Were Making Some Money. And They Were Doing All Sorts Of Comedy, Screaming At The Audience, Basically Crowd Control. And Then There Was The Whole Urban Comedy Scene.