If I Had My Life To Live

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.

Many People Who Get A Lot Of Money Are Willing To Work With Me For No Money. This Is True.

In Real Life I'm Not The Character I Play In My Films. I'm Reasonably Competent, I Work Very Hard, I'm Disciplined, I Lead A Very Middle Class Life. I Work In The Mornings, I Have Lunch, I Practise My Clarinet, I Go To The Movies, I Eat Out In Restaurants Or Watch Ball Games On Television Or At The Ball Games.

Where I Grew Up In Brooklyn, Nobody Committed Suicide. Everyone Was Too Unhappy.