I Don’t Believe For A Second That

I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's Never Made The Proper Way.

I Have Terrible Short-term Memory Loss, Which I Like To Think Of As Presidential Eligibility.

It Is The Best Part Of The Night. The Classic Interactive Lines Are 'where Are You From? What Do You Do For A Living?' I Almost Always Get Something Interesting.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.

I Don't Need A Holiday Or A Feast To Feel Grateful For My Children, The Sun, The Moon, The Roof Over My Head, Music, And Laughter, But I Like To Take This Time To Take The Path Of Thanks Less Traveled.