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I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.
-Paula Poundstone
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I Was Born In Alabama, But I
Paula Poundstone
I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.
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