I Do Have Fun Writing, And A

I Started Out Of Course With Hemingway When I Learned How To Write. Until I Realized Hemingway Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor. He Never Has Anything Funny In His Stories.

What Do You Tell A Man With Two Black Eyes? Nothing, He's Already Been Told Twice.

I Always Felt, You Don’t Have A Good Time Doin Crime, You May As Well Find A Job.

If It Sounds Like Writing, I Rewrite It.

To Me, A Book Is A Book, An Electronic Device Is Not, And Love Of Books Was The Reason I Started Writing.